Vamoose en Vacances

‘Going down the dump, Mike?’ ‘ No I’m packing for our holiday .’ Where you off?’ ‘France .’ ‘ Tres bon. Have a good time. How long you going for?’ ‘Deux ans . ’ ‘I’ll keep an eye on the garden for you.’ ‘Thanks. Help yourself to the tomatoes. Just like the Labour Party they should be turning red soon.’ ‘I can’t eat tomatoes, they repeat on me.’ ‘What was that you said?’ ‘I said I can’t eat tomatoes, they repeat on me.’ ‘I’ll grow Jerusalem Artichokes next time. They’ll blow you away.’ ‘ Well I hope you don’t get blown away as they said ce matin on the shipping forecast while I was listening to the cricket that gales were due for Monday. ‘ ‘ That’s Lundy Joe. We aren’t going there.’ ‘ Shame Mike. It’s beautiful this time of year