Three things saved me. First and foremost (another seed potato described as cooks well, with a firm and waxy flesh when young, going slightly floury when reaching maturity, which sounds to me like Charlotte) the warning about not doing any strenuous exercise outside because of the pollution. Secondly I needed to reflect on and like Charlotte share my reactions to yesterday's April Fools. Thirdly I cannot resist responding to requests for reviews on my recent purchases through Amazon.
In reverse order then. It seems I am a reviewer of Amazon Kindle Touch Leather..., (I know it is stereotypical of me but I hate being labeled) can you help this fellow customer?
RON S. asked
"will it fit kindle d01100" . Sadly and ashamedly I don't know what a d01100 is. By the time I got around to attempt to say this, it seems that the discussion had ended anyway. Pity! It had potential, which is the sort of energy you're okay to use in these polluted times rather than moving on to the kinetic variety. If you think I'm ranting tune in to Radio 5 live at 9 on a weekday morning.
My review of the greenhouse glazing spring clips was as follows :- Zinc perhaps but more useful than Sterling or Kate, the Moss that kept most of the glass panes in place during the storms. However that Spring Clean found that some of the spring glazing clips had rusted with the sacrificial zinc having unexpectedly laid down its life after 30 years. The efficient and speedy delivery will enable me to replace them before the next high winds descend upon us like a Saharan dust storm. Luckily I haven't started yet as I need to clean the glass now as the plants in the cold greenhouse are not used to Desert conditions.
As for the overlap clips:- Simplicity itself.I love the way that the panes of glass slot into these clips. It is an art in itself. What pleasure!-like sucking the juice from the ice of a Clippo.The ones I removed from the old greenhouse were made of lead and although you that's me can bend them into position we that's you do need to think of our lead free environment so we that is we can leave room for all the other pollutants that we that is us are pumping out or is it in?
I felt a lot better after writing these reviews as I have always wanted to do something about about the declining state of the Amazon rain forest. Although I'm too modest to say it myself it bodes well for my intention to buy a wood burning stove that is self DEFRAcating.
Neither of my April Fools texts got the response I was looking for. Was I fooled by the article in The Times on how Statins can improve my love life? Whether true or not my texts said that after reading the article I had phoned up the doctor to complain that the surgery had not got back to me on my high level of naughty cholesterol and that if it wasn't for the fact it was Lent the missus would be seriously missing out. (Only joking, family).
So much for my textual relationships.Not that I would make such a phone call of course as I wouldn't want to extend the appointment queue in the 'Safe in our hands, you must be joking it's more like your hands in our safe NHS' or do anything to compromise the privacy of the Duke of Hazard when he next cuts the cuts-queues by being helicoptered to the back door of an A&E.
Posting a spoof parking ticket on a past neighbour visiting present neighbours didn't work either. She drove all the way to Wales with it on the windscreen. It was her husband who found it today so he couldn't continue the April Fool by giving her a bollocking as he doesn't want seven years of bad luck. I mean Lent is long enough.
I'm feeling bad about not going out in the garden but I might stick to my guns. We are still worried about the effects of that Radioactive cloud from Chernobyl that went over us on a sunny day in April 1986 when our less than one year old son was in the very same garden. I think we downed some potassium iodide tablets, or was it bromide? I'll check with the missus. She bought them.
That reminds me. I'd better take my vitamin C tablet with Zinc to accompany the other Russian rare earth exports that Charlotte may have picked before I go out into the rarified atmosphere that is described by the meteorologists as a rare event. Maybe I'll double dig the next rows of Charlottes. If I Keel over at least I'll have dug my own plot. Go for it. I feel in the pink. Oh by the way what do you think of the missus' new Reservoir Dogs sunglasses? (pictured) You can't say 'She should have gone to Specsavers' as that's where she got them from.
